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>>8443163
>It's a regular morning in the Republic of Zooland, a province of Rationalia
>After breakfast you praise Sam Harris, wisest of the Four Horsemen
>When you get to work you do your daily MRI scan
>You are found to have had problematic brainwaves within the last 24 hours
>They discovered you had been thinking about the possibility of gods existence
>You are given into custody of the Order of Sam
>They give you two choices: live out the rest of your life exiled in the atomic wasteland of Syria or take a beheading
>You choose the latter
>They hold a public execution
>Crowds gather to watch, they call you a stupid fundie as the headsman prepares his blade
>"Forgive me Lord Harris" you think to yourself as the cold blade cuts through your skin

Had a hearty chuckle, anon

>>8443163

Zoolander would eviscerate Schoepnhauer for not picking Fashion as the highest form of art

Yeah socrates

>>8443203
write a book about it