>Dream I'm back in college >Teacher introduces guest

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>Dream I'm back in college

>Teacher introduces guest teacher for the day-it's David Foster Wallace

>His hair is cut short and is grey for some reason

>"We're going to do some story association with words I give you," he said.

>Fuck yeah, this is totally something DFW would absolutely do. Not once do I even consider this is anything reality.

>hands out sheet

>Can barely focus for some reason.

>try to riff off of what's written down, come up with awful, awful shit about clawed weapons and a furious heart.

>Fucking John Green is in my class

>Starts deriding DFW, calling him a hack and a cishitler, while DFW faces him with a wry smile.

>I get angry

>Start drawing pentagrams on my sheet with the aim of summoning Max Stirner to smite John Green

>Wake up before the spookbuster appears

Anyway, I shared this dream to say: Fuck you /lit/. Fuck you for putting this shit in my head so that I have totally ass dreams about it.