as you're reaching into your bag, an attractive woman walks

my checkbook

>>8433128
The diary I kept on my dairy farm desu

"The autobiography of Malcom X" so then she'll think I'm a bluepilled progressist leftist cucked Nu-male who'll be the one in the kitchen while actually all I want is to see her get fucked by a BBC

My Twisted World because of the implication

The Stranger translated into Spanish

120 days of sodom

Either Ulysses, Infinite Jest, or Gravity's Rainbow. They're all pretty substantial books so I rotate them out in my bag.

>>8433128
On The Beach

>>8433128
Borges. Not too pleb, not too tryhard, just right.

>>8433192
not sure if troll, those books are for 16 year olds

>>8433128
>>8433128

"Soundproofing your Basement" by Charles Ng

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>>8433216
>Ulysses
>For 16 year olds

here's your (You)

>>8433181
Nice troll, the stranger was originally written in spanish(el extraño), then got translated to english...

>>8433216
Isn't that rather the point?

>>8433226
No, it was original written by Albert Kämstein in German (Der Fremde), then got translated into English...

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>or man idgaf

I remember I was reading the Waves before an exam and this cute Asian boy wondered why I wasn't doing any last minute studying. He gently mocked me for "Just sitting there, reading Woolf."

tfw no soft spoken bf

>>8433233
Based on the original novel Ihôjin by Kamu Arebô

>>8433248
I think you'll find it was 陌生人 by 喀穆

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An old Bionicle novel from around 2004

If she isn't a nostalgiafag, we just aren't gonna get on y'know?

>>8433128
My laminated copy of スーパーふたなりおばあちゃん

>>8433128
A first edition of the Malleus Maleficarum.

>>8433128
Les Fleurs du mal

>>8433128
Implying girls, or gay guys, in general, get impressed by what someone is reading. It's all about the hair/style/fitness.

>>8433327
this. If I could meet someone impressed by what I was reading I would cream my pants. The most I've ever gotten was "oh anon that book is so big! how do you read it all?" The book was only like 500 pages long...

>>8433131
first post best post

>>8433248
Actually first published as Ο Ξένος by Alcibiades Kamos.

>>8433131
>How much for the night, sweetheart?

>>8433128
an attractive woman walks up to you to say hello (or man idgaf)
>putting the paranthesis this far after the word it relates to

Fuck are you doing, son?

>>8433128
nothing

>>8433242
Cultured Asians of both sexes are cute af

>>8433131

Who the fuck uses checkbooks anymore?

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>>8433128
pic related

>>8433950
>Alcibiades Kamos.
lol

>>8433226
>>8433233
>>8433248
>>8433281
>>8433950
I read "If on a winter's night a traveler" too, guys.

>>8433128
Ficciones in Spanish or Yeats collected poems.

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>>8433303
>tfw everyone at my school would battle with these in the fourth grade at recess
>tfw was dirt poor and couldn't afford one
>tfw finally saved up and got pic related
>tfw it seemed like literally the day after I got mine, nobody played with theirs anymore
>tfw I've never really gotten better at fitting in and making friends

anon why did you remind me of this feel

>>8433131
Kek

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>>8433950

>>8433128
In search of lost time...multiple tomes, and I greet her with a simple "bonjour"

>>8433325
Actually, pretentiousness aside, that's a good book.

>>8434970

It's okay, I'm still bitter about the getting cucked out of the new dinosaur toys in preschool and never getting a chance to play with them. Some of my teachers and even friends seriously thought I had autism and I've never been good at fitting in either. One moderately fun thing to do is to pitch in for a christmas toy drive, some of the new lego sets are amazing, they never had anything half as good when I was growing up.

>>8434195
90 year old millionaires.

How to live with a 10 inch cock.

>>8433226
El extranjero, amigo.

>>8433220
top top kek

I carried around Gravity's Rainbow everywhere for like two months (read it, and re-read some parts) and no qt ever talked to me.
It's an accepted rule that if you want to hook a girl and start a conversation you would do better with Bukowski, since she probably read something by him and can feel smart and actually talk about it with certain reference