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>enter a bookstore
>there is a 7/10 girl attending
>"hi what do u need?"
>"hey i'd like to ask if you have L'étranger from Albert Camus"
>"let me see but let me help you"
>together looking for it
>nice ass
>"i know wwich book is it but im not sure if we still have it since its very new"
>autism was growing inside but i decided to embrace it
>"yes indeed, i heared u have a lot of books and stuff hehe"
>"so wich books do u like to read apart from this guy" she asks
>i said that i dont know, i knew albert camus because he was a big friend of herman hesse
>"aww yeaa, i love hitman stresse too!!"
>asks my name
>say im jean paule proust
>that stupid cunt didnt even find the book i was looking for
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that's what you get for talking to 7/10s instead of learning how to use the alphabet
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Why would you talk to a 7/10?
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>>8425318
Low standards. Haven't gotten laid in 24 years.
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>enter a literature board
>there is a long-ass greentext story
>"7/10 qt3.14 grill pepe wojak virgin tfw no gf beta beta alpha omega wojak pepe autism spaghetti normie reeeeee"
>that stupid greentext shit didnt even have anything to do with literature
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>>8425318
is 7/10 low standard? lol
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>>8425292
I doubt they'd have it in a 7/11, why even try a 7/10...
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>>8425338
but ppl angry with you always post everywhere
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>>8425343
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>>8425343
Bravo!!! Will have to tell my dad about this one!
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>>8425343
Gee wizz, you sure are funny mister
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>>8425292
>The Stranger
>new
What kind of idiots do they hire at book stores?
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>>8425342
Do you guys think people like this are serious when they ask this stupid shit? They're certainly not saying it from a third level
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>>8426054
People willing to work in retail
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>>8425343
The other anons that replied to your post are outright faggots. It was hilarious.
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>>8426209
No. It's forced. The OP didn't word it in a way that invited the joke. It is embarrassing.
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>retail floor clerk doesn't know shit about what they're selling when compared to someone who devotes their entire free time to it
>HURR DURR WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HIRE THESE CRETINS, HOW CAN THEY NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT [INSERT BOOK/AUTHOR HERE] FUCKING MORONS
what the fuck do you expect? do you really think that someone working in a supermarket is going to know where all their produce is sourced from, or that someone in a clothes store watched the Milan fashion week?
people work retail jobs for money, not because they have a passion for what they're selling
get over yourselves you pretentious dips
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>>8425343
Someone should post this on r/4chan and r/dad jokes subsequently
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>>8425393
>>8425484
>>8426566
Why do you react so negatively to dad jokes, anon?
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