Will I become the ultimate /lit/ meme if I walk around my college

>>8421826
Read something obscure yet still impressive, like Alamut, Ego and Its Own, or the Bible. That way you'll be a real hipster.

>>8421826
Probably not, your hands will hurt though, it's pretty heavy

>>8421826
Literally no one will even notice / know what it is

>>8421826
>thinking people at college know how to read
You either don't go to a regular school or go to a hipster school and in that case should not give a single fuck about the people around you.

Before I dropped out, it seemed as if there was always that guy reading infinite jest in my English classes. He usually had long hair and a scraggly beard coming in, but never a full or groomed one.