>having out with qtpa2tie
>very flirty and friendly,made it VERY clear she wanted the D
>problem is she has a boyfriend and I'm a conservative man so I don't bang women in relationships
>one day she tells me that he's a huge Bernie Sanders supporter and was trying to assault Trump supporters at a rally when he got hia bell rung and wound up in the hospital
>we both share a good laugh about it
>well old sport, I tell myself, if he's a Sanders voter it would be misogynistic and problematic for him to try to control his girlfriends actions (I don't use quotation marks for quotes because my writing style is heavily influenced by Cormac McCarthy)
>I invite her out for vegetarian tacos (I don't believe in animal cruelty) to a Mexican restaurant where the staff was all legal (MAGA)
>afterwards I bring her back to my place and throw some smooth jazz on ncmccp+mpd (I only use free and open source software)
>we proceed to go to pound town on every available surface with my massive 6.25 inch cock and standing up (I have a great deal of functional strength thanks to Mark Rippetoes program)
>I even eat out her asshole because that's the type of man I am
>she was really feeling the burn that day, I guess you could say I socialized that pussy
I don't think /lit/ is as full as trigger-pulled Marxists as you think it is
If anything I'm offended because I'm conservative like you. You should have been faithful to your conscience.
>having out
Good one retard
>>8418996
pls no bully
>>8418982
>massive 6.25 cock
nice one
>>8418982
> I'm a conservative man so I don't bang women in relationships
>we proceed to go to pound town
You came here to troll liberals
But only Jesus is crying.
May God have mercy on your soul.
>>8418982
>6.25 inch
>massive
>implying
>>8418982
Well written post my man. You went for a daring synthesis of memes and it really paid off.
I particularly enjoyed the bit about ncmpcpp+mpd. The incorrect spelling was a subtle but appreciated touch.