If Joyce had take a medical degree in Paris and become a doctor,

Pharmaceuticals

doubt he would have wanted to get his hands dirty when it came down to it

>>8418131
>medical specialty
>"Pharmaceuticals"
kys my main narrowly specialized contemporary humanities cuck man

>>8418131
Hell, he even mentions LSD in Finnegans Wake..

Spinal surgeon to make up for his lack of one.

Proctology.

>>8418131
>>8418370
It's failing chemistry that stopped him going into medicine tho. I've heard people say he invented literary LSD with FW.

And I think you're right, the inspecting nasty bums or doing nasty things to nasty bums would have put him off.

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>>8418646
But he liked nasty bums

>>8418699
Depends on how far down the bumhole his fetish goes I guess.

But thinking about how he imagines Nora's farts, I think regularly having to interact and interfere with diseased bums he'd be thinking about schoolgirl farts and then remembering about some old codger's hemmorrhoids.

Hemmorrhoids is a point, could he have looked Hemmingway in the eye?