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>Well Anon, we dont normally come in to contact with non-Oxbridge writers but when our old drinking club friend from Trinity College insisted that we read your work, we decided to give it a chance, and we were impressed enough to give you this interview. We need to ask you some questions before we can consider considering it for publication.
>It obviously appeals to certain online subcultures and youths in general. You do have your own active Twitter and Facebook accounts with a built up online presence, correct...?
>Though Im sure you have a SnapChat and Instagram audience at the very least...
>Surely you vlog on YouTube...?
>Thanks for the information Anon, well be in touch if we need anything else!
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>look at how diverse we are
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>>8399502
If I had all those things, I certainly wouldn't be wasting my time talking to you cunts, I'd be self-publishing.
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>>8399528
What are you attempting to express with this post?
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>>8399535
Post-ironic irony.
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>>8399548
hmmm, I doubt that.
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>>8399502
>non-Oxbridge
literally only in the UK would one have this problem
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>>8399807
i live in L O N D O N and my harvard degree gets me much more respect and compensation (monetary, prestige, etc.) than oxbridge degrees.
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>>8399844
Yes, but you're obviously a male prostitute, so why should we care?
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>>8399844
an MBA sure, an undergrad degree nah
> congratulations, you have been accepted for our analyst intake of 2016, and because your degree is from harvard, we will be offering you more than our other anlysts
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>>8399857
>he thinks im a finance monkey
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