Post your best bookmarks and also where you got them. >Met

HOLY! Fuck, man. Shit, man. Damn, dude. Balls. I've never used a bookmark in my life. You know? Just put the page number in your spank bank. Fuck, ma'an. Foot, base, hand, soccer, etc. Fecal matter, Hell, sexual relations. Know what I mean?

>>8396995
reddit: the post.

>>8397026
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>>8397044
Genuinely angry

>>8396983
The string instrument is music teacher tier.

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been using these two lately

>stub from the theater down the street
>receipt in a package sent from my brother in south korea

>>8397069
I like using these kind of objects as my bookmarks. Currently I'm using an airport shuttle ticket from 2013.

>>8397064

>he doesn't recognize Stradivarius violins

>>8397069

Nice. Personal momentos are good substitutes for proper bookmarks. Only plebians would use the fold the corner of the page method.

I use guitar picks

>>8397059
What the fuck was going through your head? What did you think was gonna happen? Are you just a fucking idiot? Did you just not think? What the fuck were you thinking? That's why I'm writing this reply because it absolutely fucking baffles them that you did something so fucking retarded. I know you're not this fucking stupid, but for some reason, you just decided to throw out every bit of fucking common sense you ever had, and act like a total fucking moron, okay? So I really want you to know, and you should tell me as soon as possible, exactly what the fuck you were thinking. And if you weren't thinking, apologize as soon as fucking possible, because you were totally out of fucking line, okay? So please, tell me, what the fuck were you thinking?

>>8397302
>stradivarius
>not a mememark
t. violinst here

>>8397313
I use a printed 100 dollar bill.
Women just can't stop asking me about what I am reading