Do birds have stories to tell? There's a bird that made a nest outside my window. I've read to it a few times but I don't think it can understand me through the glass. It does look at me when I tap on the glass so I guess it knows I'm there. Do you think birds would like to write also?
>>8395294
no, but mein fieltski are masters at prose
There is no bird. You must understand
the bird narrative:
EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT
KILL YOUR SIBLINGS
EAT EAT EAT
FIGHT FOR TERRITORY
EAT EAT EAT
FIGHT FOR A MATE
FUCK FUCK
DEFEND THE NEST
EAT EAT
DIE
>>8395968
Bird here, fuck you that's not all we do
>>8395294
You're too dumb/adorable for this place. Get out while you can, with your purity intact
I can't begin to tell you how horrified I am by this rampant sexism. Birds are perfectly capable of understanding and writing. Bloody hell OP, they're not a different species, they just have some different genital organs.
http://the-toast.net/2014/10/01/dirtbag-hans-christian-andersen-2/
Don't worry, birds can be your friends, especially corvids.
>>8396001
10/10
We just don't know.
The Conference of the Birds is a very important story
>>8395294
OP, ignore all those plebs! They don't even know about the language of the birds.
Honestly /lit/ was a more cultured place.
>/lit/ has no knowledge of mythology and medieval history.
>>8396213
please pleb you haven't even tasted dragon's blood let alone your sister
>>8395972
>"Not all birds.."
Birds Are Not That Important
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>>8396232
>>8396402
B---A---V---I
A---A---V---I
V---V---V---I
I----I----I----I
>>8398270
Very
>>8395972
that's EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO.
the only step i'd add would be "get caught by humans, eaten"