Ive been chatting with this bird i met off of tinder and when

>>8387354
"Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk, she'll love it!

>>8387354

Infinite Jest
Gravity Rainbow
Finnegan's Wake

>>8387354
>considering roasties in literature
just say some shit like 100 years of solitude and she will be all over ur dick

>>8387354
INFINITE JEST

GRAVITY'S RAINBOW

>>8387366
>>8387368
>>8387376
>>8387375
please stop memeing me

>>8387385
I´m not even memeing, 100 years of solitude gets roastie pussy 100% of the time

>>8387391
>roastie

You aren't on /r9k/

>>8387393
you get the message :^)

>>8387354

Anais Nin
Clarice Lispector
Elena Ferrante

I don't know about 'mysteries' tho.

>>8387354
My Twisted World

>>8387400
Yeah, you aren't successful with women

If she hasn't read The Recognitions she doesn't deserve your dick

>>8387354
Accessible stuff that girls often like would be Vonnegut or Murakami.
She likes mysteries, so maybe that Sheep Chase one by Murakami. I haven't read it but it's all the same. Maybe Norwegian Wood.

Vonnegut, maybe Sirens of Titan.

>>8387408
>My Twisted World
google it

>le supreme gentlemen

lol fuck you.

also i use to shitpost on bodybulding forums / misc when he was on there bitching about his sad life. the forum blew the fuck up when he actually went full supreme gentlemen baka

>>8387404

I forgot Murakami-san.

>>8387354
Come back when you finished all Gaddis and Pynchon novels. What are you, 10?

>>8387354
Why not some cool hardboiled novels, like Chandler or something?

File: tumblr_obdzcgapRx1qk1depo1_1280.jpg (21KB, 600x333px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 600x333px

>>8387428
how about you suck my pink uncut chode u turbonigger

>>8387354
The White Hotel

trout fishing in america and/or alice munro

>>8387354
Give her Crash. It'll make her want to fuck in your car.

>>8387354
Mein Kampf or The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

>>8387354

Obviously a pleb. Just fuck her and be done

>tfw a girl will never be your muse

>>8387354
How can a bird communicate with language ?

The Famous Five by Enid Blyton :)))

King James Bible

>>8387354
she definitely hasn't read a book since preschool
if you really think she's up for suggestions you better make it mysterious and catchy
maybe short stories? House of Leaves? something really catchy and edgy to get her into reading as a concept

Say Crime and Punishment or Ulysses, anything that makes you look like "le introspective smart guy XD", it gets pussy wet everytime. Only works if you're moderately attractive though.

Just give her a Memekami book.

>>8387354
When Marnie Was There

It's a mystery, patrician and one of the greatest feel-trips in literature. 100% guaranteed to slay pussy.

You should read what the Catechism of the Catholic Church has to say about premarital sex.

>>8387354
100 Years of Solitude
The Invention of Morel
Journey By Moonlight
Kokoro

Basically classics from 'exotic' places. Like Hungary..

Women don't actually like books. If a girl says she likes reading give her some women's lit like gone with the wind or some shit, she'll be all over u my man

File: Pepe Carlyle.png (840KB, 798x1000px) Image search: [Google]

840KB, 798x1000px

>Tfw taking cute German girl out for coffee this weekend
>Tfw she's my first proper Tinder match in ages
>Tfw starting to think I'm maybe not so ugly and unattractive after all
>Tfw maybe life isn't so bad after all

99% chance it's just some guy who's gonna beat me up and steal my wallet, but I live in hope.

>>8387354
>Ive been chatting with this bird
I know in your head this was probably all cool sounding or something. But you're posting to a literature board and it just seems autismo. Maybe with some other autistic #lads this would be #madbantz

>>8388780

calm down bro.

not OP and you might've had a point but you ironically went too autismo with the emotion behind it.

out of the dark by patrick modiano

accessible yet legitimate and also meme proof

it's also about romance and mystery and lost chances - and like all modiano, memory

she'll blow u. make a thread to thank me after

You're likely to be shit out of luck finding a girl on tinder who has read anything except Harry Potter and Stephen King. I literally have known one woman with good taste in books, and she has good enough taste in men to not want to be with me <\3

They do exist though, so go ahead and fuck the Stephen King/ Harry Potter/ YA fiction fans until you find a woman worth being emotionally involved with.

Dresden Files. Good wholesome fun with great amounts of snark and humor, while still being emotionally investing. 9/10, would recommend

>>8387354
>Ive been chatting with this bird i met off of tinder
>this bird

The Peregrine
H is for Hawk
The Owl and The Goose on The Grave

>>8389335
Wow. When I heard that there was a book called Storm Front in Dresden Files series I thought it was going to be something completely different.

>>8389369
kek

>>8387354
My diary, to be desu.

>>8387430
>cynical occasionally explicitly racist and sexist books about a chauvinistic wisecracking womanizer
Seems legit, especially when you consider the stuff young women are raised on nowadays.

2666

>>8387354

You're talking about BOOKS with some chick you met off TINDER.

Take a big fucking step back here and look at this situation.

If that was her answer I would stop talking about books and start talking about Netflix.

>>8387354
Invite her to your place to borrow one of your books.

A graveyard for lunatics

>>8388563
Works every time

>>8387354
lot 49

she likes mysteries.

>>8389625
mild chuckle

>mysteries
Curious incident of the dog in the nighttime

File: 1460118050387.png (4KB, 237x203px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 237x203px

>>8387759
askin the important questions

>>8389091
Missing Person is the most "mystery" of his imo

>>8388775
Just stay neutral, believe in yourself and plant the red flag in her reich.

File: ohhhh.gif (1MB, 322x242px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 322x242px

>>8387409

Break her in with american psycho. See how it goes from there