>“I do things like get in a taxi and say, "Your mom's

>>8386546
lmfao my moms house?? haha you seem to be confused Original Poster!

>>8386546
what are you trying to accomplish here.

>>8386546

have you ever considered the lobster?

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Sadly funnier than anything Dee Eff Dubya has ever written.

Chickens lay eggs in the morning, so people ate them when they're fresh, that's why eggs are now breakfast food even though we refrigerate them.

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>>8386597

Great thread opie

>>8386546
lmao

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>you know the parody of that famous scene he pulls his penis out and says here's to you kid