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>walk by local bookstore
>see poster for book club
>they're reading pic related
>surewhynot.jpg
>show up
>it's all a bunch of old ladies past the age of retirement
>one of them read stoner 50 years ago when it first came out
>literally a meme pioneer
how do i become this patrician /lit/??
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>Read "Selected Tweets" by Tao Lin
>Wait 50 years and pray book stores have not been abolished
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>read stoner when it first came out
Get that GILFs number
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tell her "I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner"
and dab on dat bitch
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>>8353624
that is some next level shit.
I want to be an old man at a 2050 book club meeting where I can tell kids about how I read McCarthy's last novel the day it came out. pick up on some fine future-hipsters.
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>>8353897
lmao they will be like who the fuck is McArthur old man? and one little Fucker will be like, lmao he's the fucking corncob tortillas man lmao you stupid old man. you fucking retard, retarded old man. get tortilla'd you old fuck. hook up your IV to bag of tortillas and get corned you fucking old man.
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>>8353907
Never change, /lit/.
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>>8353624
It's a great ass book tho.
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>>8354082
it's boring as shit kill urself nigger
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>>8353879
This. Even if you don't actually fuck her, she's worth knowing.
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This book is tied to be the worst thing ever written with Moby Dick and Hamlet.
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>>8353907
top-notch prose if i've ever seen it
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>>8354121
>>8354091
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This book is mildly enjoyable, but let's be honest: it's John Green for studious male university students.
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>>8354263
trying too hard buddy
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>>8354263
bait/10
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>>8354263
I can see where you're coming from but I disagree.
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>>8354094
No, you have to nut her, she deserves it. Do it anon, don't let us down.
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>>8353624
I've never read it but I've seen this floating around here like some other meme books. Whats this book about? Please no spoilers
Up until now I think this book is about a guy who smokes weed everyday and stares blankly at the ground in the middle of some sort of meat store. Am I wrong?
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>>8355056
top kek
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>>8355056
>Up until now I think this book is about a guy who smokes weed everyday and stares blankly at the ground in the middle of some sort of meat store. Am I wrong?
Yes. Stoner is his last name, there are no drugs whatsoever in the book.
It's the life story of a university professor, set in the first half of the 20th century.
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>>8355154
Well thats dissapointing
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