ITT: Things middlebrow people say. >Good prose is that which

>>8346772
> Show, don't tell

>>8346773
>tfw pseuds think they're above this

>>8346772
>I can't write concisely so I will pretend that I am above everyone who can

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shut up you fucking loser


straight outta Compton
Is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
And make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
But don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
Lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
Except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
And hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
Word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

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>>8346784
>As long as I use a thesaurus once per sentence it will make me sound more intelligent

>Jonathan Franzen is a good writer

>DFW is a good writer

>James Joyce is a writer

>Literature is worth a damn

>I have eyes

>>8346772
b-but anon, this is partially true.
Or do you like purple prose?