what books do y'all niggas read when you're taking

>>8343243
>tfw I will never be able to inhale the stench of my oneitis by stepping into the bathroom immediately after she's taken a dirty, reeking, filthy shit

I seriously want to die.

>I will never have love

HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY GOD, REAL NICE MEME, ILL DIE ALONE AND MISERABLE AND BALD LIKE A FAGGOT

I browse /lit/ on my phone so I can /lit/erally shitpost

I wait until I absolutely have to go. Then I sit and feel that shit squeeze and push out of my anus. I revel in it.

To spend time with your anus muscles loose, gaping, is asking for a hemorrhoid.

Can't think of anything comfier in life than to arrive home after work and letting out that shit you've been holding all day, then take a cold shower.
Reading would detract from this purification ritual.

>>8343354
>work
>showering

Hi normie.

>>8343380
>how dare you reference things that make me feel insecure
Hi failure

>>8343397
>how dare you ruse my ruse you ruse ruse ruse ruse

>>8343397
>Being called out as the cuck and beta slave i am hurts my feelings
t. Norm L Faggot

>>8343243
Whatever book I happen to be reading at that moment. I don't have any shitting books (which is more than I can say about shit books).

Can you recommend a book the reading experience of which would be augmented during defecation?

>>8343405
>>8343407
Be kind to him. He suddenly feels like he doesn't belong here.

>>8343380
Unfortunately there are no neetbux in my third world shithole, so I gotta work for my tendies.

>>8343432
Isn't ironic, dontcha think?

>>8343354
>purification ritual
Kek

That's such a nice bathroom, I love the interior design.

>>8343537
It does sound very catholic...(dirt, waste as sin).

>>8343243
Never understood the concept of bathroom reading. You're only shitting for a few minutes. Play pokemon go like a normal person.

>>8343616
How the fuck does shitting take more than 10 seconds?

This is why you have hemorrhoids

>>8343752
I can spend my good 15 minutes until I feel empty. Not ejecting the whole 15' of course

>>8343380
Hi lardass
is r9k down ?

>>8343894
memes are everywhere, my son

>>8343873
Fix your diet

>>8343752
Some people aren't blessed with having a lifetime of zero poop-impacted constipations.

>>8343616
Yeah, I always try to sit down with my ereader, but my shit comes out in no time.

I like how the philosophers being hacks thread got deleted but this is somehow still up.

Good job janny

>>8344627
Calm.

>>8343967
How?