>Anon, stop asking me about the late David Foster Wallace. I do not like his work. Let's leave it at that.
>Anon, for the hundredth time, I am not going to change my mind about Stephen King or Harry Potter.
>Anon, you have very shallow insights on Thomas Pynchon's novels. I don't think you even read them at all.
>Anon, I do not care about your internet message board sites. I don't even use a computer. Stop trying to get me to visit them.
>Anon, my dear, why were you even allowed in my class in the first place?
i read Inherent Vice and it was kinda enjoyable but overall underwhelming/falling short of my expectations. that was my first pynchon novel. i wanna give him another try, what should i read?
>>8341056
Shakespeare
>>8341066
Good answer.
>tfw he'll never be your great uncle/grandfather
bad feels
>>8341056
The Iliad.
>>8341087
>tfw you'll never be a jew
good feels
take out steph king and harry potter next time
I just love this old man so much.
>Anon, please, I'm trying to write what may be my final book. I don't have much time.
>>8341052
>Bloom will never call you "my dear"
Why even live?
>>8341217
>not wanting to have a say in running the world
>>8341052
>Anon, I'm not fucking voting for Trump, I'm voting for Hillary.
>Anon, I think Jane Austen and Chinua Achebe are great authors. I just don't think the canon should be decided purely on race and gender.
>Anon, you're essay on Lolita was very insightful, but the paragraph on Dolores' feet was entirely unnecessary and I may need to call the authorities.
>>8341250
Never got Bloom's democrat fetish desu.
>>8341250
I am not essay.
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
>*pushes Harold Bloom's wheelchair off a cliff*
>sun shinin'
>a big white beautiful fluffy cloud hangs overhead
>fresh breeze blows through my hair
"finally, we are free"
>>8341052
>I don't even use a computer.
Yes he does he reads electronic fanmail.
>>8342005
No, he has it read to him by his well-educated muses.
>>8341238
Dope jewelwave inspo.
On point as always bloom