Which Greek god would you fuck? I'd fuck Artemis for sure,

ares fiery pussy must taste good

Apollo.

Too bad she's a virgin and wouldn't fuck you.
Aphrodite for me.

Athena. Always Athena.

>>8339159
I'd trick her be dressing up as a chick or something.

>>8339161
Scratch that. Marry Athena. Fuck aphrodite.

>>8339152
Aphrodite

Eris, because she would probably screw like a category-five hurricane.
>>8339152
>>8339161
Do not sexualize the virgin goddesses.

>>8339174
Dude, don't stick your dick in crazy.

Atalanta is top level qt material

I'd fuck Zeus only I'd get him to turn into a bull first so it wouldn't be gay

>>8339178
Seem to be the only ones that want my dick in them.

I would just whip my dick out at the Oracle at Delphi and get high off the fumes

>>8339157
This.
I'm sure his cock tastes amazing

I would beh Dionysus to fuck me, and in turn I'd run train on Athena until that bitch begged for my cock. That way I'd have a monopoly on wisdom.

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>>8339152

Hades.

>>8339221
Has Hades even fucked someone other than Persephone?

Dionysus seems a great fucker

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Fuck, Marry, Kill
Go

Mnemosyne is the only /lit/ choice.

>>8339152
wtf i hate /lit/ now

>>8339249
Fuck Aphrodite, Marry Athena, Kill Hera

>Uranus has no balls
> it's only gay if the balls touch

I'd fuck Uranus in his boipussi

>>8339293
Having sex with your same species is gay no matter what.
Who /Welshmasterrrace/ here?

Neither Greek nor a God but I'd let satyrs fuck me all day long.

>>8339287
>zeus
Fuck mortals, Marry mortals, Kill mortals

>>8339320
>Neither Greek
>satyrs
what

>>8339293
someone call Chuck Tingle
>Slammed in the Anus by Uranus

>>8339584
satyrs were sex crazed mythological beings -- like nymphs. Unlike nymphs, they were guys and were half-goat, and liked to get drunk.

>>8339320
Pan was a God, and as Robert Graves put it, "an absolute fucking lad".