Alright /lit/, I've never posted on your board and I don't

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Alright /lit/, I've never posted on your board and I don't even know how you guys feel about Harry Potter but I've come simply to spoil it for you. My book store just got them in and I felt like sharing.

It may seem utterly retarded but screencap for proof

>Book/Script starts 19 years after last book and follows Albus (Harrys youngest son) Rose (Hermoine/Rons Daugher) and Scoripus (Malfoys son)
>Starts with sorting hat etc. Albus/Rose getting placed into Gryffindor and Scorpius getting placed into Slytherin with awfully written dialogue and no surprises
>Albus/Scorpius start off butting heads but develop a friendship

This really happens it's awful and hurts to read

>The 3 of them get a hold of some Polyjuice potion to sneak into the Ministry of Magic because Hermoine is a big fuckin deal there now

Not really sure why they broke in, in the first place, was just skimming

>End up finding the Time-Turner in Hermoines desk
>Albus and Scoripus use it because they're fucking stupid and end up going back 5 years
>"Oh no the farthest anybody has gone back is 5 hours we really fucked shit up" Ripples through time etc. Basic time travelling stuff
>Come back finally
>Albus is nowhere to be found
>Scorpius can't find Albus anywhere
>Professor walks up asks him wtf hes doing
>I'm just looking for Albus Potter!
>Potter? As in Harry Potter? One of Dumbledors terrorists?

That is literally in the book, they call him a terrorist.

>Harry has been killed trying to shed light on Dumbledors death, therefore Albus had never been
>End of Part one

>Part two
>Rose and Scorpius go and fix everything back to the way it was before
>Harry and Albus are reunited
>The end

Part one had a few neat scenes but after it ends you may as well put the book down, part two is a fucking disgrace.