Stately, plump Anonymous came from the basement, bearing a laptop on which a 4chan thread lay open. A black fedora, pinstriped, was sustained gently atop his head by a fat bearded neck. He held the laptop aloft and typed:
>cuck
>misses almost every single pun and nuance in the opening line
>probably thinks he did a really ebin parody rewrite
go back to r/books faggot
>>8319864
>Muh religious symbolism
It's not that deep pham
>>8319887
>implying it's just that
lmao kill urself famalam
>>8319917
Give us your exegesis of the opening paragraph of Ulysses.I know it wont happen. This board is full of idiots, myself included.
>>8319917
I agree with the preceding sentiment. I implore you to bestow upon us youre startling insights regarding the acclaimed passage
>>8319828
Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely:
—Come up, Chad! Come up, you fearful jock!
>>8320158
Brekekekeek