What's a good way to get Breitbart's attention in regards

ask >>>/pol/ you retard right winger conspiracy theorist

>>8297395
What do people do when they start journalism jobs?

They write LITERATURE :O

>>8297393
Find some SJW event and film one of them doing or saying something stupid.

>>8297403
>>8297395

Guys this is a serious question. Quit fucking around with me.

Sure I'm from /pol/ but I take other boards seriously.

Do you think it's a good idea if I submitted a sample political piece to them? Maybe a page and a half of professional investigative journalism with sources?

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>breitbart

>>>/x/

>>8297409
>/pol/
>breitbart
>serious

lmao

>>8297412
>>8297415


You guys write literature, you guys read a lot, I figure /lit/ would be more serious and have better answers. Do you seriously expect me to talk to /pol/ or /x/ about this!? They're retarded!

Film yourself sounding kind of reasonable but then shoehorning in something aggressive and confusingly mean about lesbians.

>>8297419
just like people who already work at breitbart or want to

>>8297424
Ok summerfag

>>8297393
put redpilled on your resume

>>8297419
/lit is not journalism and we never discuss it on here. I do follow yan the man though as his talks are always a confusing blend of things I sort of agree with and really bad "edgy" humour plus nonsense.

I do feel like the alt right should have a voice in the mainstream equal to the regressive left though.

That being said I have no idea how to help you

>>8297419
That should tell you something about your request my sweet senpai.

>>8297393
Take the initiative and write a solid informational piece pertaining to some subject of interest to brietbart readers. Then send it to them. Pretty simple, my man.

>>8297419
They already have one self-hating faggot. Why would they want another?

>>8297393
Become a Jewish homosexual who prefers sex with black guys.

Worked for redpilled alt-right icon Milo

>>8297409
>>8297393
This is a board for literature, take this elsewhere.

>>8297438
The lack of shame of zero intelligence here is telling.

>>8297476
So, he should just Clorex his hair?

>>8297409
That was a serious response. Breitbart is the kind of "news" agency that literally talks about things like Carl the cuck and AIDS Skrillex.

>>8297479
>t. /pol/ falseflagger

>>8297479
Explain

>>8297476
Milo may be alt-right but he doesn't represent the redpill.

The redpill are against Jews, homosexuals, and interracial sex

>>8297484
They're kind of useless since Fox News already exists.

I mean, they're full of no surprises, insight or worth. Fox capitalizes on that, but Breitbart just makes it a redundancy by capitalizing on a martyr's last name.

>>8297490
>He takes "Nero" seriously.

gamergate-tier

What about "Twitchy"?

Model after her. Start your own "blog," find some artless gimmick to get yourself recognized and "boom" you'll be a meta-right wing star.

>>8297498
I'm redpilled, not alt-right.

>>8297522
both are pathetic desu

>>8297523
okay, roastie/nu-male

>>8297522
There's no functional difference.

>>8297533
see >>8297528

>>8297536
You're writing's going to have to improve, either way.

>>8297533
His hard drive doesn't contain selfies of him posing with knives and guns dressed in nazi regalia

Know the difference

>>8297553
So cool, man.