>birthday today >gf knows I read a lot >she got me fucking

post pics

Naw
Happy birthday btw, anon

Nope, you read it, then give her a book for her birthday. With time she'll learn your tastes, don't be a moron, she can't read minds

>>8287310
Nah man. My gf now wife bought me fucking Quentin Tarantino and Philosophy because she knew that I liked philosophy. We laught about it now and now she actually buys me good shit. I'm sure you've bought her some tacky ass shit because you didn't know better.

>>8287315
awww dis nigga drake

Well at least she tried

>>8287310
You probably knew of her plebbiness when you got into a relationship with her.

So blame yourself.

Also,
>frogfaggot
>having a girlfriend

Nice try.

Is this just another thinly veiled 'woman hate'-thread?

>my GIRLFRIEND knows
>the GIRL at the bookstore

We get it, you hate girls

>>8287310
no

you should kill her
AND HER FAMILY

depends on alot of things bro. id def cheat on her though but im a cheater id cheat on an objectively hot chick with a fat chick. no lies.

My girlfriend bought me Stephen Fry's autobiography for Christmas because we'd been watching two Jeeves and Wooster, and A Bit of Fry and Laurie so she thought I must fucking love him or something. I still haven't read it, but I'm going to have to either pretend to, or actually get around to doing it. She totally sensed that I wasn't into it though.

She also bought me two literary journals for my birthday. Now I have to fucking read them too, even though I have such a huge backlog of reading to do, and work to do, and I keep asking her not to buy me books unless I request them because I have so many books I haven't read yet.

Fucking stupid bitch.