A friend recommended to me the book Hyperion by Dan Simmons said

yeah it will fucking piss you off with how shitty it is and when you get to the end it sucks balls even more and leaves you with a giant faggy cliffhanger forcing you to either give up (like I did) or read the next shitty instalment.

>>8280255
Slap yourself, delete this topic, and post it again when you've actually got something to say about the book.

>>8280255
fucking kill yourself for this thread. fucking drive erratically around some American police. when they pull you over, shout out your window you have a gun. when they tell you to put your hands up, only raise one. get out of the car before they tell you too. make sure your holding something in your hand that they can't see. start walking towards them and reach into your waistband and start yelling I'm gonna shoot you.

suicide complete

it's not going to fuck you up, but if you do make it to the end of the fourth book you'll be all "FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH" and also "FUCK TIME TRAVEL STORIES".