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>>8266748

Perform the scene from Infinity Jest where they play the nuclear tennis game, no idea how easy it'd be.

that sounds torturous wtf. quit

just go up there and smoke weed out of infinite jest.

>>8266748
Do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GXPd0fnpKw

>>8266748
Why don't you perform some Shakespeare or something?

I would perform the scene where sir grummore and the nigger are trying on the finished questing beast outfit from the once and future king. or the scene where the orkney kids catch the unicorn.

>>8266748
do some san hyde stand up or an andy kaufman bit.

Do the play from TCoL49

>>8266748

Just copy something line-for-line out of Kids in the Hall. Nobody's watched that show outside of Toronto.

>>8266748
I've got a hum-dinger of a play for you OP. Its called Eschatology and Genesis by Dr. Talos.