So, /lit/ how many pages do you read while taking a shit? Do

I'm another man, made of real flesh and blood, typing this to you right now. I'm just as real as you. We could just as easily be sitting in the same room together. I'm a real person, not an abstract, anonymous post. Now imagine shit coming out of my ass.

>>8264888
Just Pensees It puts me at peace.

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>>8264888
>>8264899

And I'd say never more than a page.

2 ofc

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Who else /unclejohn/?

>>8265172
garbage

why are you on /lit/ you pseud?

>>8265172
me m8

Much of my reading has been done while shitting. I used to leave books in the bathroom but they tended to soak up some rather unpleasant odors that took ages to get rid of.

I usually dont spend much time on the toilet

>>8264888
Way to much time. It's the only room in the house where I can have some intimacy, at least until the kids are asleep. I hear it's not good for my incipient hemorrhoids though. These days when it's hot I cuddle inside the bathtub, its porcelain walls a canyon of coolness and quiet.

It takes me ten seconds to take a shit.

Step up your diet game.

>>8265252
This, and my diet is shit

Literally how are people spending enough time on the toilet to read books

>>8264888
No need for books, I just browse /b/ and /x/ when I'm on the can. Shit goes where shit belongs.