>go to a book store >Moby-Dick and Gulliver's Travels

>>8255385
haha aint that a good thing? some lil bub gunna grab some hungry catapillar and get some melville down his throat

To be fair, most kids read Moby Dick in elementary school.

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>>8255385
>this nigger didn't read moby dick in kindergarten

>>8255394
that's an interesting expression, though you should have said some dick down his throat for added edge.

>>8256033

No they fucking don't. They might watch part of a film adaptation, some passages, part of an abriged version or something. They don't actually read Moby Dick.

And I am of course obviosuly referring to the overwhelming majority of elementary school students, particularly in the USA. I expect you'll be able to find exceptions with some digging, but they just prove what I'm saying, which is that generally speaking, kids don't read Moby Dick. "Hurr this one class of kids in New England read it" is not a proof of what you just claimed.

>>8256146
Pure autism.

>>8256078
dont want to get on a list
>>8256050
>he didnt accidently write moby dick in kindergarten exactly despite neither reading it

>>8256033
HAHAHAHA.No.
Most kids read Holden Caufeild, Mockingbird and SparkNotes in High School.