Let's write a novel, one post at a time. Make it classy.

>>8236102
nigger tits bum jew

CHAPTER 2

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The truth, the harsh truth has yet to fold.

CHAPTER 4

>>8236141
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Thus the search for the harsh truth ended and the search for the missing past began.

A big, dumb, loud man stands in front of them and continues to butcher the Word of The LORD.
"Greater love has no man but this: to die for his guys!"
He gives a stage rendition of a conspiratorial wink,
"But I'd settle for a burger and fries if you're looking for lesser ways to show love, Haw!"
The "Haw" is most certainly not a laugh, but is meant to serve as such. Also the audience is dead.
The big, dumb, loud man is unconcerned.

>>8236213
What's this from?

>>8236102
Miss eldnersnuff then took a fat dump

>>8236233
It was made just now for this. By me.

The End

PROLOGUE
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A screaming of 'call me Ishmael' comes across Howth Castle and Environs on a bright cold day in April, when Maman, light of my life, fire of my loins, came from the stairhead, surrounded by heads and bodies, and found herself changed into a monstrous vermin...

-spits-

ye

>>8236102
Very Dickensian to name her Miss Eldersnuff.

>>8236483
nice

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Chapter Three

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Mr niggerflax started pounding miss eldnersnuff from behind, making that pussy pop like bubble wrap.

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