So I hate actually reading books. But I want to know the stories

>>8192865
Piratebay or audible.

>>8192865
Librivox, you bourgeoise swine.

>>8192908
>bourgeoise swine
If I was bourgeoise, why would I be stealing every xmen comic since 1975 to read on my tablet?

>>8192908
Also holy shit the guy who reads chessmen from mars sounds awful

>>8192923
>not appreciating free shit
>not appreciating how fucking amazing public domain is

There usually are different narrators.
Also Youtube has some better narrators. Also some podcasts out there.
Apart from that, I have little sympathy for someone who can't even read a fucking childrens book.

>>8192918
Because stealing is what makes the bourgeoisie the bourgeoisie.

>>8192940
Reading is boring as shit. If you wanted people to read you wouldn't have made it a subject in school where we had to read boring shitty books

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>>8192865
I'm trying to imagine being so fucked up that I'd rather listen to a book being read out loud, word for word, at the insanely slow speed that necessitates, than reading it myself. Christ: people who read books for radio or podcasts might speak at 150-160 wpm, if you're lucky. I read at around 800 wpm or so, depending on the material. So listening to a book takes four or five fucking times longer than reading it. Think about it.

>>8192983
lol go back to your comics nerd

>>8193039
I can't read while driving

>>8193060
Git gud.

>>8192865
She has awful taste desu.
2/10.

>>8193053
>mfw chemistry teacher
>mfw english teacher asks me what the last book I read was
>unironically mention that the last Book I read was catcher in the rye and I hated it so much I haven't read a book since.
>Say I've been reading comics and english teacher says comics count as real books

>>8192865
Why does that look as though she's using those books as a toilet?

>>8193074
Why are you here then?

>>8193074
He went home and complained to his wife about how stupid and uncultured his coworkers are, I guarantee it

>>8193087
Because who wouldn't shit on kite runner ?

>>8193098
I mean if he did that is fine. I make him my bitch boy whenever he talks about anything science related by making him read tons of journal articles to prove he was a retard about thinking GMOs are dangerous.

>>8193096
I literally fucking asked for the best way to listen to like 40 fucking books? What fucking board do you think this shit goes on?

>>8193108
btdigg.ws has lots of audiobooks. also consider the teaching company torrents and in our time.

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>>8193070
rate her taste

>>8193199
ive always wondered if its part of a set or something

this picture always gets me hard

>>8192865
I wish I were that Columbine book. I bet her butthole smells very nice.

>>8192865
who is the lucky duck who will find that top book at half-price books, covered in her pussy juice?

>>8193240
dont forget her ass stink.

Shit taste, but she is so hot I would eat her shit.

>>8192865
>ruining these kind of ok books by literally putting your smelly ass on them

women disgust me.

>>8193389
>smelly ass
>bad

wew lad

>>8193240
I'm gonna buy every used copy I see and hope for the best

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>>8193397

Daily remainder if you're an 'ass' guy you're a fucking barbarian

>>8193440
The only reason why people like boobs is because they're round like asses.

>>8193440

Boobs are for babies.

>>8193199
Looks like she needs more nutrition and exercise books.

>>8193440
What if I am an eye guy? :/

>>8193455
That doesn't make sense babies come from asses.

>>8193440
Daily reminder if you're a 'boob' guy you're a fucking normie

>>8193501
>>8193440
Clearly not if you're americunt.

i have an unhealthy butthole fetish sometimes i go on tumblrs dedicated to anal and read amateur anal erotica for about 30 minutes.

>>8193526
Any good books about it?

>>8193539
i wish

>>8193074
>>8193108
Chemistry is boring as shit. If you wanted people to do chemistry you wouldn't have made it a subject in school where we had to do boring shitty chemistry

>>8193989
but drugs tho

>>8193989

are you actually getting this mad that a guy likes chemistry but not literature? jesus go back to r9k you autist

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>>8193492
>Being a low test beta

I haven't had sex in a long time eh.

>>8194164

ive never had sex. is it nice? ive heard (mostly) good things.

>>8194232
>ywn

>>8194232
its pretty good but most women make it practically not worth it, and most fags are even worse

>>8194232
it's nice if the person you're with is playful and nice. otherwise it's much better just to masturbate

>>8194011
You're the one that seems to be mad anon. Just calm down for a second and try to understand that some things might just be in jest.

>>8193495
How do you fuck an eye?

>>8193989
>Yea fuck you for teaching kids all about material science

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>>8193440
Legs are the only acceptable preference.

>>8193099
true

>>8193199
I'd have to give it a lick to rate her taste

>>8193039
audiobooks are mostly used when you do other things.
>having sex
>walking
>eating
>sleeping
>air diving

>>8194873
>eating pussy
Are you gay?

>>8192865
> How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you
> feminism
> alice in wonderland

No wonder she's wiping her dirty ass with those books, what a lot of shitty poo and poopy shit

>>8193199
> all that stephen king

i dunno what to do, part of me thinks she's swine, a pig and a hog, but part of me likes those thicc thighs ughhhh is this going to be on the finals

>>8194818
with a penis and determination

So remove the books and mentally clothe her -- she's posing like a fool.

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>>8193526
>>8193539
actually...

>>8195382
She is a woman, obviously the whole point is her being naked

>>8194152
Sorry, I want a woman who has a visible collarbone.

>>8195390
Nice ass

>>8193440
Lmao north korea

>>8194152
>>8194152
>going for easier to attain fat and unattractive landwhales means you are high test

Audiobookbay is okay

>>8192865
>life of pi
>Girl with Dragon Tattoo
>Eat Pray Love
>Feminism
>Obligatory Copy of Alice in Wonderland every tumblr girl has
Trash.

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>>8193440
>no feet option

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>>8193098
>>8193243
>>8193251
>>8193389
>>8193397
>>8193526
>>8193989
>>8194232
>>8194239
>>8194818
>>8195069

>>8193440
>mostly whites like boobs
kek

>>8198802
its how you tell if someone is white

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>>8193499

>>8193526
>unhealthy butthole fetish
There's a healthy butthole fetish?

>>8192865

How I wish I could know the name of that girl to see other pics of her ;_;