Lit Im horney and I need to pump. I', into light fixtures

How many levels of irony are you on right now?

Heres an example of what made me go last time for inspirotion, written by my friend Michel
>Flors is at the stall. He looked at a light fixture. His cock was toilet paper white and pale light. He pressed against the warm red bulb and it heated the gonads. In an instant, a seed shot blew from his cock over the entire light fixture. To his concern, he found his sperm chain had joined the metal, forever.

>>8192566
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My name is Gjurd BTW

I also like clavicles

Help please, I feel like a water tank that is about to die

Help

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I have died

Fuck