You are at an event of some kind. You are mingling. This guy

This will be a bad thread

If I say somethin librul, it could just agitate him and make him argue with me.

So I will go with the crazy route and talk about some batshit Timecube-tier self-published work and get REALLY enthusiastic about it just making shit up as I go until he's weirded out enough to go away.

>>8179795
where did that come from? You a psychic or something? you're scaring me. what's going on

"my-- oh, one second. erica! you look amazing!"

instead of being some autist making conversation with people i don't want to talk to.

>>8179795
wow shitty bait threads are bad? who knew!

>tfw have to begrudgingly friend some dude on facebook that i met in the religious section of half price books just so i didnt have to give him my number

why

>>8179795
Most people who click on this thread will think
>I know, I'd tell him, like, a postcolonial novel by a black lesbian about—except I don't know any novels by black lesbians... fuck... I don't just want to post Chinua Achebe...

then they'll give up, not post, and move on

>>8179791
Notes, like I recommend anyone else nurturing an idealism that the world will eventually prove wrong.

>>8179791
Michelle Obama's Bring Our Girls Back.

I say the Nibelungenlied just to get him off my back.

And if he can talk about 13th century Germanic epic poetry, so much the better.

>>8179791

The Holy Bible