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>Spanish and Italian tier
Perfectly phonetic. God-tier languages (literally). Genders done right, plurals done right, conjugations done right, word order done right, alphabet done right.
>French tier
DERPDERPLOLOL WE "ROMAN" LANGUAGE TOO DISREGARD A THIRD GERMANIC VOCABULARY. VOWELS EVERYWHERE MORE THAN NECESSARY SHIT. UN COUP DE, UN COUP DE, UN COUP DE. LETS PRONOUNCE "e" IN 4 DIFFERENT WAYS LOLOL NEVER PRONOUNCE LAST LETTERS DERP DERP REDDIT SHIT
>English tier
MIXED IMPURE SCUM. NO GENDERS. NO REAL PRONOUNCIATION RULES. I READ A BOOK PAST AND PRESENT. VOCABULARY CONSISTENCY, WHAT'S THAT? TAKE LOANS FROM EVERYWHERE. LIKE LIKE LIKE. DO YOU SPEAK AMERICAN??? IT'S SEVEN BONGS!
>German tier
Perfect for science. LOLOLOL THREE GENDERS AND 4 GRAMMATICAL CASES WE STILL CLASSICAL ERA. SMASH WORDS TOGETHER. PARAGRAPHS LONG WORDS HERPDERP. sie sie Sie. DOCH EVERYWHERE. LOL GOOD LUCK WITH PLURALS. DIE GEDANKEN SIND FREI EXPEPTIONS TO RULES EVERYWHERE
>Arabic tier
Cool looking alphabet. LOL NO EVERY LETTER TAKES THREE TIMES MORE TO LEARN. "AL" EVERYWHERE. ALLAHU AKHBAR! BE CAREFUL, I ALMOST SPIT ON YOUR FACE TRYING TO PRONOUNCE HALF OF THE WORDS. YOU THINK YOU KNOW ARABIC? LOL NO ONLY ONE DIALECT.
>East asian tier
DERP DERP NO SPACES. WE NO LANGUAGE FAMILY SO HAVE LUCK SPENDING OTHER 5 YEARS TO SPEAK ANOTHER ONE. SHIT TIER WRITTING SYSTEM.
>Chinese
Simple grammar LOLOLOL 3000 CHARACTERS TO UNDERSTAND CHILDREN'S BOOK. 4 DIFFERENT TONES HURR CHINA STRONG! DERP MANDARIN > WU. NO CONJUGATION NO GENDERS NO PLURAL. DISREGARD ALPHABET, ACQUIRE FAGGOTRY
>Japanese
RORORORO TWO ARPHABETSU AND CHINA'SU RETARDED WRITTING SYSTEM. 600 DIFFERENT WAYSU TO CONJUGATE A SINGLE VERB. YOU DIDN'T USE PORITE FORM CONRRESPONDING TO YOUR AGE, YOU DISHONORRED MY FAMIRY. DESU DESU DESU. AM I KAWAII UGUU~
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Do Norwegian / Scandinavian now.
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>>8087155
By that reasoning you have to put portuguese with spanish and italian.
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>>8087155
>thinking Spanish is a God-tier language for anything
>pinches gueritos realmente creen esto
Are you even trying anon? I'm a native Spanish speaker and it is a pain in the ass to read anything in Spanish that is of artistic merit.
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>>8087155
Persian > all of them
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Spanish is awful. I prefer english much better
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>>8087155
> No Slavic language.
Disappointing.
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>>8087247
>pinche guerito
>spanish
Tu dialecto corrupto no califica.
El argentino es la mejor versión de las lenguas castellanas.
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>>8087280
El español rioplatense es el dialecto mas corrupto si hablamos de pureza, viendo que es mitad español mitad pseudo-italiano
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>>8087155
>OP's tier
CAN'T TURN CAPS OFF
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>>8087266
much more*
Git gud son.
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Any tips on rolling r's in Spanish? I can't do it and it's fucking infuriating
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>>8087155
>MIXED IMPURE SCUM.
That's why there's Anglish / Roots English.
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>>8087301
Try moving your tongue almost to the front of your mouth and then make motorboat noises
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>>8087301
Just make a machine gun noise.
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>>8087263
Couldn't agree more
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>>8087155
Thanks for including us bro.
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>>8087291
Mis referentes de corrupción son los neologismos vulgares y la pérdida estética de la fonética.
Los dialectos centroamericanos adolecen, profundamente, de ambos, siendo el chileno coloquial la mayor bastardización del idioma.
En España la belleza fonética del idioma ha estado en decaída por siglos, principalmente debido al contacto con sus vecinos, mucho más inteligentes y capaces, que fueron eliminando los rastros de la lengua Castellana para crear un espectro de idomas impuros dentro de España. Para que exista una España, debe haber un Español, y es esto lo que no existe. De esto se deducen muchos de los problemas de división nacionalista de la península ibérica.
En contraste, el Castellano, la lengua hablada en Argentina, carece de los guarismos y coloquialismos vulgares de sus hermanos americanos, y preserva las bellezas idiomáticas originales del lenguaje, sin las pronunciaciones inmundas que han desarrollado los íberos. Existe la misma diferencia estética entre la fonética del Brasilero con el Portugués que del Castellano con el Español. Cualquiera que haya vivido en Portugal y Brasil o España y Argentina puede verificar esto, aunque su memoria se lo cobre.
La República Argentina, un país inmundo y corrupto de por sí, sitiado por sus provincias y provincialismos, lejos de la civilización europea y del poderío económico norteamericano, sin embargo, a pesar de todas sus fallas, ha preservado el verdadero idioma castellano en los círculos aristocráticos de su única ciudad. Los hombres y mujeres de clase alta del Río de la Plata son los hombres más cultos del mundo, dadas sus circumstancias: son un pueblo dentro de un pueblo, que mantienen vivos los ideales clásicos, a costa de la riqueza y hegemonía del país. Éstos hombres y mujeres, como yo, renegamos del liderazgo de un pueblo sin sangre, y renegamos de la educación literaria a una raza sin linaje.
Por esto nos escondemos, y leémos, eternamente, el verdadero canon literario. Como Pessoa, no nos importa el destino de nuestro país, porque la Argentina no existe. Somos los descendientes originales de la casa de Castilla, y, exiliados de un hogar al que ya no podemos volver, porque no existe, nos dignamos a perecer preservando la bella palabra de nuestros abuelos, que han olvidado las gentes metizas de américa, y han renegado las gentes mezquinas de España, o lo que queda de ella.
El idioma argentino es el idioma más bello de todos, y el más directo. Simplemente, ya no quedan muchos argentinos en Argentina.
No te confundas.
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>>8087419
>Argentino
>idioma
>bello
Escoge uno
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>>8087155
>Russian tier
LOVE SHORT SENTENCES? FUCK YOU, IT TAKES THREE LINES OF TEXT TO SAY THAT YOU WERE EATING A SANDWICH WHILE TAKING A SHIT. ALSO GET USED TO COMMAS, BOY, YOU WILL NEED A LOT OF THEM. ALSO SIX CASES, YOU FUCKING CASUAL, AND YOU CAN"T CHANGE THE ORDER OF WORDS IN THE SENTENCE WILLY-NILLY. FURTHERMORE YOU WILL SOUND LIKE A FUCKING BARBARIAN
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so the best languages are spanish(castellian right?) itallian and persian?
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>>8087419
akdjskajskajs```JAKSHSKANS"""""kajskaksksja"""""""kajgjskjsskaj..................
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>>8087263
Although you might be memeing I listened to the news broadcast in Farsi once and thought that it was incredibly beautiful.
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Portuguese right up there with Spanish and Italian.
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Opinions on Greek?
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>>8088726
diddling kids is wrong
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>>8088711
i literally want to rip off my ears whenever i hear portuguese. Cant even watch brazilian porn
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>>8087419
Jajaja
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>tfw the unrelenting Spaniard and his spic cousins insult the mighty English language
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>>8088779
They will still come from far to flip your burgers.
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I'm thinking of giving up French to learn Italian instead. It seems easier, but I'm like 50% fluent according to Duolingo lol
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>not just learning Latin
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>>8087419
Sono italiano e ho capito il 97% di quello che hai scritto
Da noi si dice che la lingua argentina è spagnolo parlato da italiani, ora posso dare conferma
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>>8090152
I've been studying Latin and Greek for nearly a decade now and have read a lot in both languages.
>implying it's worth spending at least two years, though for most people at least three, just to be able to painfully, haltingly get through Cicero or Caesar at 20 minutes to a page
>if you had spent so much time studying a real language you would be fairly competent, able to understand TV shows, etc
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>>8090284
Rest in peaceI was just bullshitting around, at most I'm just interested in Greek/Latin roots of English words to help understand English better, since its my native language
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