Short story thread, post your short stories and get some

I'd rather not have you steal my story

>>8084583
"For sale: baby condom, never worn. "

Alright, give it to me guys. Don't hold back.

>>8084599
btw everything which you post on 4chan is lost, if you want to publish it as a part of a larger story or as a short story itself and they check its authenticity it will be found out that it was already posted on 4chan i.e. at best it already was self-published, at worst that it's not even yours

>>8084672
>Alright, give it to me guys. Don't hold back.
that's what she said

>>8084694
Who? My mother?