>start writing my 1,000 words for the day >decide to read

harem of busty middle schoolers?

Post pls

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>>8067184
The way the characters move is Moore like an anime. I'll make them gasp like an anime, let their jaws and hands quiver, use the "widened his eyes" meme, or they would speak to another character while passing each other. Also some plot points would become anime like. Such as someone sacrificing themselves for another or someone getting beaten up only to remember a fond memory and getting up to fight immediately after. It's a mess overall

>>8067215
I'm on my mobile so I can't atm but pic related reminds me a lot about my own work

read shitloads of actual books from the western canon to clear the plebbery out

good lord

so anime really DOES poison the mind, who knew

>>8067167
>Watch Anime
>Surprised it is degenerate

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>>8067254
>Rhyce shrugged coolly
>"I figured you'd shrug coolly"

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>>8067254
>I'm a katana master, not a desk jocky

This has to be bait.

>>8067254
i like it

>>8067254
how much anime do you watch, son?

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>>8067167
>start writing my 1,000 words for the day
>decide to read what I've done
>it reads exactly like it was written by a retard

>>8067167
Are you upset because what sounds authentically like you also sounds like anime, or because you like you've written something disingenuous that's reliant on recognisable tropes from other things you like?

>>8067469
yes

Anyone have any resources they're aware of that might help with storyboarding? I can't flesh out my entire story for whatever reason.

>>8067512
You're trying to write a manga?

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>>8067167
>drag myself out of anhedonic stupor to write
>everything I've written is trash
>If I delete it now I'll never start again
>add 500 words over the course of three hours, feel things might be improving
>don't write anything again for a week
>haven't even started new job yet, and last time I had a job I didn't write for a year and considered suicide all day erry day

These pages will be my tomb

>>8067522
I'm just trying to finish a plot. It's not anything, I just have an idea I want to see completed, and depending on how I like it, I might write it into a short story.

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>>8067254
>you really did a number on the royal palace at Lavafire City
>consider your revenge questing license revoked
>Rhyce stormed out the office, tears of bravery rolling down his quivering cheeks

T O P K E K
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>>8067254
This can't be real

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>>8067432

I want the newfags to leave.

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>>8067254
>Rhyce shrugged coolly.
>"I figured you'd shrug coolly," said the chief sensei.
>"And you're a loose cannon Rhyce. I got the Daimyo AND the Shogun up my ass about this."
>Rhyce sighed, and after a moment's hesitation he reached down to his ankle and removed a tiny snubnose katana from his ankle sheath
>"You're not my dad, shut up!"
>And with that Rhyce stormed out of the office, tears of bravery rolling down his quivering cheeks.
GENIUS, THE NEXT LITERARY MEME IS HERE

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>>8067254

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>>8067596
Make us, senpai

>>8067167
Tbqh I just finished watching Oregairu and it seems like a cross between The Catcher and the Rye and Notes from Underground. I loved it.

>>8067254
>Rhyce lazily opened the door to find a visibly vexed man standing behind his desk
stopped reading

>>8068955
you're loss

>>8068967
>you're

1. Become overtly verbose fat-ass
2. Start your own community of overly verbose fat-asses
3. Call it the art of rational living or some dumb shit like that
4. Dress up simplest points in obtuse language
5. Blab about AI even though you can't even program
6. Write anime novels
7. Make a profit of your cult followers selling your dumb crap

If Yudkowsky can do it, you too can do it OP, all you have to do is build up your own following.

>>8068973
yes you are loss want me to say it again

>>8068979
what does AI have to do with programming? its not achievable with any sort of programming skills or knowledge.

>>8068979
please learn how to use the word "overtly"

>>8068995
No.

>>8067343
>>8067366
>>8067382
>>8067578
>>8067585
>>8067632
>>8067665
>>8068435
>>8068955

>newfags don't know about Flashbird

One is fine, but this many? Christ, this board just keeps getting shittier. I don't know why I even come here anymore; I keep thinking I'm missing out on some great discussions, but then when I get here it's just a sea of excrement.

>>8067167
>start writing my 1,000 words for the day
>decided to read what I've done
>it's a porno parody called Goodwill Humping

>>8067167
>muh 1000 words a day meme
Why does anyone do this? You're not going to get better by writing random shit just to feel like you're writing.

>>8067254
So this was just a ruse to post flashbird.

>>8067184
Literature needs a lot more of this, I see nothing wrong.

>>8069342
>You're not going to get better by writing random shit just to feel like you're writing.

This. If you don't even have the slightest bit of ambition to write even the simplest idea down, you probably don't want to write.

>>8068973
new?

>>8069004
this

>>8067254
FLASHBIRD

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Sorry OP, this is now a Flashbird thread.

>>8067469
DAMN SON
I COULD
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THAT BERN

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>>8069928
>My trusty dog Cerebus

>>8067254
It's like Light novel then?

What is Flashbird?

>>8067254
Someone has been binging on lethal weapon and anime.