My sister is turning 11 next week and I want to get her a good

Finnegans Wake

Lolita

>>8063890
Have her read the entire Genesis and pray to God to fix her retardation.

>>8063890
Letters to Wendy's, by Joe Wenderoth.

plath is the way, let her learn the lesson early

A novelization of the movie Precious: based on the novel Push by Sapphire

Ulysses

I bet there is a 'Greek Classics for kids' somewhere.

A collection of poems by Gerard Manley Hopkins would suit the lass well, i think.

>>8063890

Gender Trouble by Judith Butler

that poem about blowjob eyes

>>8063890
>good sense of humor
Candide
>short attention span
Candide

don't they treat short attention span with adderall nowadays

>>8064501
You're American yeah?

>>8063900
/thread

some learned fables for good old boys and girls

Harry potter so she could grow up to read stephen king : )

Judy Bloom, Roald Dahl, and Walter Moers are all pretty good kids' authors. Matilda is good, and I like The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear, which is long but can be read in sections.

>>8063890
Start with the Greeks. If she has a truly great sense of humor she'll love Soc-meme master-rates

>>8064496
>11 years old

>>8064727
ok, she can read it in translation to english

>>8063890
get her good bulls you fucking cunt