I have nothing but a complete lack of surprise that Collected

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I have nothing but a complete lack of surprise that Collected Tweets was a pathetic, abysmal failure of a book, and I have nothing but scorn and contemptuous laughter for the morons who have been supporting Tao Lin for years with patronage. Laziness and lack of organisation will ALWAYS shine through, in the end.

Tao Lin has based his entire schtick around "humorous irony" but this time, when he himself was put to the test ("can YOU make a good book, with all your supposed knowledge about it?") his true colors shone through for all to see. I knew it would happen, of course. I knew it from the first time I decided to bite the proverbial bullet and attempt to read Tai Pei.

Hopefully as a direct result of this, one or more of the members of Tao Lin's entourage will realise that they are, and have been, nothing but an abhorrent failure "half-assing it" through life, and put an end to it. Their life, that is. Now THAT I would give patronage to.

Make your suicides happen, Tao and Mira. It's the only chance at redemption you all have.