Challenge: Write me a existentialist story in the form of

There once was child. Child acquires extended clip Glock 18 with fully automatic fire capacity. Child use gun to slaughter a great many people. There is much joy and celebration in our village that night. The will be a bountiful harvest at the end of this moon cycle.

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>>8045443
No need comrade, here you go

Metal Gear Solid

Nigger baby: what the world be like?
Daddy: shut the fuck up you bitch
*smokes crack*
*beats baby*
20 years later
Nigger boy: I got nine kids and I ain't pay for none less it's whitey's money
*kills everybody for change*

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A wild man lives in a forest. Everyday he goes out to search for food then returns to his home. Everyday he repeats the same pattern. One day the forest burns down and becomes completely barren. The man walks to the ashy clearing and wanders the desolate landscape of gray and black. Everyday he returns and searches as if there is still something to find.
Everyday he returns and searches.
Until one day, covered in ash and starving he falls to ground and slowly dies. Still searching, his eyes lock onto the sun and grow dull.