>hahah, anon you're so funny. Have you ever thought about

i have written several, all to be released from a temperature controlled chest 3 days after my heart stops beating in a location indicated on a note in my bank safebox at the TD bank at Fenwood Heights.

Of course I've thought about it...

Where are the fucking car keys?! Can you get up and help me look?

5 to 1 that chick has a cock

>>8028296
it's funny you posted these odds because "5 vs 1" is an expression for male masturbation.

>>8028304
what can i say i'm hilarious

>>8028308
Have you ever had a mature woman tell you "I bet you get all the girls"? I have, and it's a good feeling especially if she's a MILF.

It's just me or is it weird to see a picture of a woman in that position without either cum or a cock in her face?

>>8028296
uhhh no.

look her up.

>>8028343
Just you. Watch less porn

>>8028346
you type like a vagina

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>>8028353
uhhh no

look me up

>>8028296
you would prefer it, wouldn't you :3

fuck.
off.

>>8028269
No because I am a bore and it hurts me

>>8028296
we can only hope

>>8028368
ahh, never realized all that gibberish meant "unkempt man with poorly applied makeup"

i have to get hip with the lingo!

>>8028494
mein kampf

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i'm gonna be having sex tonight haha

>>8028737
good for you Twiggy! shout out some literary things for the boys back on lit

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this is how you get girls

>>8028308
have you ever thought about writing a book?

Do you usually write you stories page by page, or do you write certain segments first and then fill in the blanks? Ive noticed that I often find myself lost in the "travel-segment" parts that are inbetween the scenes that I really want to write.

>>8028296
I'd be fine with it.

>>8030439
Also just realised Im posting in a fucking trainwreck thread, but I couldnt be arsed to create a new one.