If George RR Martin can't get a GF or wife what hope do

>>7996002
This is bait, he's married.

Not being a corpulent fat ass for one

Jean paul sartre, that ugly fucker, probably had sex with more women than magic johnson.

Just have a weaker female coerce them into sleeping with you.

>>7996005
He was not married for forty years he only got a pity proposal around when HBO aired

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>>7996002
It's all about HEIGHT, FACE AND FRAME.

In the early 1970s, Martin was in a relationship with fellow science-fiction/fantasy author Lisa Tuttle,[59] with whom he co-wrote Windhaven.

While attending an East Coast science fiction convention he met his first wife, Gale Burnick; they were married in 1975, but the marriage ended in divorce, without issue, in 1979. On February 15, 2011, Martin married his longtime partner Parris McBride during a small ceremony at their Santa Fe home.

>that bottom button isn't done up
Oh god no

>>7996002
it's futile OP, just turn gay, GRRM is what they call a bear

God he's so fat

>>7996002
It looks like he's jerking himself off through his pants which is how I always pictured him writing Game of Thrones.

>>7996867
I'm not sure. Part of me thinks he MUST have wanked it a lot to some of the scenes he wrote (I also suspect he has a scat fetish). On the other hand, as a writer myself I can tell you it's actually pretty difficult to jerk off to your own work, especially if it's not specifically erotic.

>>7996002
When you have a career that big, you'll literally don't care about bitches anymore.

>>7996002

>work making you attractive

Girls care about 2 things

Money and Body

Girls rape me and i don't like it. It makes me feel powerless...

>>7996992
rape them back.

>>7996990
>women don't foam at the gash for military men( a form of work)
I knew Army guys who would tell women at bars they were in the Army and it triggered these women into fawning all over them.

Look at Salman Rushdie and Zizek. Ugly, ugly men, but they dated and married absolutely beautiful women. Henry Miller, bukowski...

Real talk, I started writing for the noblest purpose. Audience Pussy. Those men illuminated me, afforded the realization that art is the only field where a man has MORE sexual capital as he ages. This includes visual art but I have no talent in that. Seriously, even a highly successful businessman just gets strung along by a trophy wife; an aging broke-ass poet can get money and pussy pleadingly thrown at his feet by rich girls with daddy issues.

The noblest motivation. I'm planning for my retirement

>>7997127
Banannal

>>7997127
zizek isn't that ugly, he just looks he hasn't slept in weeks