>First things you do when you buy a book I always check to

Look through it

then I tend to read it

>>7985764
ugh, e-readers? i like to feeeeeel the book, sniff it a bit, take it out to dinner, make it feel special. then i take it home and make passionate love to it. i love the feel of the paper cuts on my dick. i love the smell of my seamen on an old, yellowing book.

>>7985764
I cut the pages at my university press

>>7985801
It's also difficult to put an e-book on a shelf and on the rare occasion you have company imply through inaction that you read and understood it

Smell it.

Read the last line of the book.