Not sure if this is where I ask but might as well try. How hard

shameful bump. Someone here must know how to get this done.

w2c existentialist birthday decorations?

>>7972861
Somewhat related to the theme of children's book idea. Plus its neat-o

>>7972897
that doesn't answer my question kinsman

Very, very hard. The competition for children's books is significantly higher than any other genre.

>>7973165
sorry friend, I misunderstood.
I'm sure they will have more significance for your party if they are self made.

>>7973176
Of course it is, its something that seems really easy on the surface. Should I just start emailing samples to different companies? What would be a good way to go about it. Also I'm tapping into that hipster/social justice market so that might get more attention.

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>>7973202
i think ready made in china decorations purchased from a large retail chain adds to the theme of alienation to be honest

It's pretty hard. I had an idea about a children's book that was supposed to turn kids into vegetarians, but publishers weren't interested at all. There was supposed to be meat in little compartments between the pages that kid readers would think were delicious treats, and in the end they were supposed to be horrified that they've been eating the cute animal main characters' family members. I tried to get my niece to read it but the meat inside was rotten a little and she complained the book smelled bad. The little shit didn't even finish it.

>>7973219
lol you're so clueless

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>>7973305

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>>7972470
>2016
>not putting a comma after a dependent clause when it precedes an independent clause

>>7972470
Do you mind telling us what the book is about?

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>>7973305
oh man I hope this isnt pasta

>>7973305
that's very kafkaesque of you

I really doubt kids even want to read anymore so you may as well just give up.

>>7973305
kek

>>7973680
This.

Kids are pseuds.

>>7973305
doing God's work, son