If the entire universe was converted into a novel, down to the

Cycles (nothing really ends, it just changes form)
Duality (Push/Pull, every action has a reaction)
Existentialism (Nothing really matters in the scheme of things)

Anonymous 2016-04-27 21:50:29 Post No.7972566
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>>7972208
It's mostly empty but really really big.

So Infinite Jest

Anonymous 2016-04-27 21:59:34 Post No.7972599
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 21:59:34 Post No.7972599 [Report]

>>7972223

Well, man is pretty irrelevant in cosmic scale, but if the universe is cyclical as some believe, it makes sense.

Anonymous 2016-04-27 22:45:09 Post No.7972734
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 22:45:09 Post No.7972734 [Report]

Art exists not by itself. It requires a reader / viewer / consumer. Who would consume such a book? Only God could. A human being couldn't finish it in its lifetime. And even then, the whole universe is filled with so much useless data. Reading that book would be like reading html and css text in Wordpad instead of just using a browser.

Its theme, assuming there are no worlds other than this one, would be everything. Its messages would be universal laws of physics. (Morality is a human invention and too relative.) Its plot would be predictable because it's predetermined.

It would be a shitty book, but autists and neckbeards would probably love it because "muh complex worldbuilding".

Anonymous 2016-04-27 22:48:10 Post No.7972743
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>>7972208
memes are the highest form of being. One cannot be if one does not Kek.

Anonymous 2016-04-27 22:48:45 Post No.7972747
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>>7972208
It would be a novel about energy dissipation.

Anonymous 2016-04-27 22:53:59 Post No.7972768
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 22:53:59 Post No.7972768 [Report]

really long.

Anonymous 2016-04-27 22:54:25 Post No.7972770
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>>7972743
It would be the first one, if the dog is just a picture imitating the photo. If, however, the dog is IRL, this would become a scientific question to find out which position has better balance. I'm not a scientist.

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:24:01 Post No.7972878
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:24:01 Post No.7972878 [Report]

Its a short story about a universe that gets trapped in a book and cant get out.

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:30:56 Post No.7972910
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:30:56 Post No.7972910 [Report]

tl;dr

Anonymous 2016-04-28 00:12:22 Post No.7973092
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Anonymous 2016-04-28 00:12:22 Post No.7973092 [Report]

Just read Genesis

Anonymous 2016-04-28 00:16:28 Post No.7973120
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Anonymous 2016-04-28 00:16:28 Post No.7973120 [Report]

my dick desu

Anonymous 2016-04-28 00:22:40 Post No.7973146
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Anonymous 2016-04-28 00:22:40 Post No.7973146 [Report]

The more fun question: who would be the main character?

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