Ask someone who's read way too much of Fifty Shades

why are you posting on a literature board about non-literature content

>>7870722
Because I write as a hobby, I read actual books all the time, I just spend too much time reading shitty books for stupid reasons and I need to have a use for all this stupid knowledge I've accumulated.

>>7870715
what's the worst line you've read in the book?

>>7870715
What did the think of the twist/surprise ending? I thought it was great tbqh

>>7870715
me on the right lol

>>7870729
Why the fuck do you waste time on these shitty books instead of wasting that time reading better books? Are you really bored or just dumb?

>read way too much
I know it exists, and that makes me feel like I've read too much, so you'll have to elaborate further.

>>7870837
what's the twist?

>>7870889
I want to be like Sherlock Holmes, to identify a person's entire life based on the syntax, etc of their writing. The author is a blonde female born in 1982 in Liberty, Indiana. When she was in 8th grade she pissed herself in gym class but nobody said anything. Her descendent hail mainly from Ireland in the early 1700s and they liked to eat potatoes with the skin. She has a dog named Rupert who occasionally licks her anus at nighttime. Her favorite fiction is that of knighthood tales in which pure, unadulterated women are saved by virile men and she oft thinks herself as the virile men.

It's a board dedicated to literature. Why would I ask anything remotely related to someone whose main, major achievement is having achieved nothing interesting?

>>7872724
never change /lit/

>>7872724
>Her descendent hail mainly from Ireland in the early 1700s and they liked to eat potatoes with the skin.
>decendents

>>7870715
How much is too much? Did you read most of it? or all of it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7D9yq8Nmcc

>>7872724
this post justifies this thread

>>7873422
I was writing this on my phone in a hurry, cut me some slacks.

>>7873631
What are your measurements?

Im considering reading Don Quixote, but I dont know if Im up for it. Ive read a lot of books, but mostly crime and fantasy.. Is the language really old fashioned or have they modernised it? And is the plot easy to follow, are there hundreds of pages where nothing really happens?

>>7872691
you'll have to read the entire book to find out (its not in the movie)

>>7873645
yea, no.

Why did you do this to yourself?

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>my mother got a copy as a joke gift
>tells me maybe I should try reading it
>open up book
>absolutely disgusting
>almost vomit
How can you read this shit?

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>>7873635
It's been a while since a post on 4chan made me laugh. Good one.

>>7875341
Your mom wants that baby boy peen my friend

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>>7875341
How about her kik ?

>>7875444
>>7875502
Fuck you both.

a friend of mine once told me that Fifty Shades is actually just a hard edited Twillight fanfic, is that true?

>>7870715
How's life?