I am amazed to find that this book is EXACTLY what you guys meme'd

>>7869451
Who gives a fuck? It's a wonderful book of bantz and you should enjoy it as such

>>7869451
>It's like he knew there would be lolis one day
There have been nymphets forever.

I have a blank leather cover for mine so I don't cause a scene reading it in public

The perspective on a book changes with the era. Obviously someone who lives in a time when pedophilia is a meme online will read Lolita differently than some middle American fuckwit in the 50s or 60s.

>be on the train going back home from college for winter break
>reading lolita
>a qt azn girl who was sitting on the seats across the aisle notices my book and says "Wow I love that book! It really changes your perspective on pedophiles!"
>I lost my virginity to her in the bathroom and never talked to her again after stepping off the train

What did she mean by that comment

I actually enjoyed reading Lolita, up until a point. When he took the girl and started out on this country-wide road trip it started to drag and become very tedious, and I quickly lost interest.

Boy, I can't tell you how the public librarians must have felt about me. I read all kinds of weird books when I was like... fifteen.

Lolita, Memoirs of a Geisha, Faust, actually requested copies of the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy from another library in the county.
Good thing I wasn't a massively gross beta faggot or they miiiiiighta called the police or told my parents.

>>7870746
Probably because most people see them as disgusting monsters, but Nabokov writes one as a quite normal person who simply has a different wiring in his brain, and sees beauty where one might otherwise not.

And he's right. That's all a pedophile is.
Not that they should be allowed to do what they want... But it does make you a bit sad for them.

And appreciate a song by The Police.

>>7870803
You sound about 15 so good job I guess

>>7870803
the road trip was fucking great you loon. the second part is far and away better than the first. that tennis scene, oh my god.

should've been more graphic

>>7870803
>Faust
AHahshashd

>>7870746
Man....i wanna sleep with an asian QT.

Its kind of bad when i say that even though im currently sleeping with three asian QT's. Oh god im a hedonist arent i?

>>7870810
i think it's more along the lines of Pedophiles can often be a wolf in sheeps clothing, considering the narrator in lolita was some handsome chap who could have his way with anyone

>>7870803
>I read all kinds of weird books when I was like... fifteen.
you mean last month?