>tfw all my stories come out sounding like shitty amateur

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You don't.

Who is this semen demon OP?

>>7832197
They should teach people how to reverse image search in public schools.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqRiPKGD4Ag

>>7830896

Start with actually learning the English language.

I know this is an internet image board, but by assimilating the way people speak here, you're destroying your own voice. Phrases such as 'tfw' and 'git gud' doesn't show your command of the language. You're literate enough to write, appreciate it. Not everyone has that gift.

Secondly, the best advice I can give is to write simply. "Subject Verb Noun." Follow that structure and avoid pretension. Romanticism had its time, but that time is over.

Could you post a sample of your writing and I could edit it for you to give you an example?

read more.

>>7833844
Strewth you're right.

Some people are actively hostile to anybody who communicates in complete sentences.

Is it jealousy?

Are they angry because they've stupidly trapped themselves inside their own tiny shared bathroom bedsit vocabularies, with no potency of expression to vent their desperate disappointment in themselves?