Would you rather be a literary genius with a 2 inch dong or a

Dongs don't fucking matter. If you're a world-conquering demigod of intellect you can have harems of teenage girls who will suck your weird shrimp boner and lick your asshole and pour their piss down your throat from beakers while roleplaying that they're lactating anime cowgirls or whatever the fuck you're into. Women will do literally anything you want if you achieve "famous genius" status. Being Salieri with a huge dong is a lot like the movie, where you're a sad old man reminiscing to a guy who doesn't give a shit that IF you had banged girls they would have loved your adequate dong.

Women are fundamentally psychical substrates. We'll never know how big Einstein's or Feynman's penises were, because whatever the truth, when you're an Einstein or a Feynman you can just command a womanbrain to reorder itself to a new reality. Napoleon could have had no penis at all and all the women he bedded would collectively agree it was 14 inches long, because he was Napoleon.

>>7826434
napoleon was a huge cuck

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>>7826423
I've tried average dick and no talent for long enough, so I'd be up for a change.

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I'd rather just be me.

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>>7826423
>tfw 6.75 inches; smart, hot, Russian girlfriend; and genius composer.