hi dumbner-i mean /lit/. why should i read books? will books

absolutely. you get one after 500 book. but? if you wait and get to 1000 book, you get to the next qt tier. they have to be real books though, no large-prints or cut-and-rebind short stories (I tried)

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>>7822157
I don't care if you read books. In fact, I don't want you to.

Knowledge is for the capable and the ignorant unwashed masses shouldn't waste their time pretending to understand Goethe and Epictetus.

The Super Mario Brothers and My Little Pony are more your speed.

>>7822179
1. You were an infant once. It's never too late to start thinking.
2. Like what you do is challenging or important. Just stare at paper until you can drop names and point at other people's ideas. How's your cashier job treating you?
3. For the love of god never become a teacher or a parent you pretentious faggot.