>Primary school(elementary) >Teacher tells us to write

>>7815712
>he had the internet when he was 6
Get out of here, junior

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>>7815717
correction not the internet, a magazine.

>>7815712
There is a reason why they teach rhyming poetry in elementary school. You had to learn about structures, syllables, homophones and so on. Your understanding of poetry, although correct, was completely irrelevant for the task you had.
I will grant that the teacher could have said something more along the lines of "you're right little anon, but you will learn non-rhyming poems when you are older", but considering you were being such a contrarian little bitch, she probably made the right call. The last thing you want is having 20 little shits turn in homework done wrong and have to argue with them because of one mr. smartypants.

>>7815712
You think that's bad?
>Be me
>Go to shitty country side 'Awh feck me coo got oot again!' primary school
>Teacher is an animal abusing dumb huckleberry hillbilly-fucking farmer
>There are 40 poor children in this piece of shit fucking primary school
>I constantly corrected the teacher
>She was constantly a cow tipping fucking whore
>She starts a conversation mid-sentence with a farmers child in P5
>Tell her straight up that if she doesn't continue the lesson i'll walk out right now
>She practically dares me to do it
>'Hurr anon, you wouldn't do that lad, hurr hurr hurr'
>Get up and calmly exit the classroom
>Refuse to go back in unless she'll teach me properly
>I was P3 at the time, strange child
>She refused to teach properly and phoned my parents stating that 'Anon has been disrupting me class'
>Parents come in
>My Dad does not like farmer types and he visibly cringed when she started talking
>my parents end up complaining to the head of a 40 pupil school
>Dad asks to watch in on a lesson
>Her face goes red but she knows she can't say no
>Dad comes in
>Huckleberry slut informs class to open textbook
>Mfw she starts explaining simple techniques
>What is a simile?
>she gives the same explanation as metaphor
>Mfw
>No Miss, it's when you use like isn't it?
>My Dad smirks
>two weeks later teacher gets caught for neglecting animals

Never want to see that cunt again, i fume at the memory of her. I think that's probably why i hate the Scottish dialect.

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>second grade, 7 years old
>teacher asks us to list healthy foods cause we're learning about the food pyramid and shit
>my idea of healthy food includes just everything that's not junk food
>raise my hand and say "Salami"
>teacher scolds me for being cheeky and sarcastic in front of the class
>that's how I found out salami was bad for you

>>7815880

Do you like Irvine Welsh?

>be in third grade
>teacher wants a poem from each of us
>after 15 minutes one kid hands something in
>teacher reads it to class
>"Why do so many people go to Home Deple?"
>she praises the concentrated autism
I hated poetry until high school

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>>7816124
i'm not >>7816112 but welsh the fuckin man