When someone tells me he couldn't understand Holden Caulfield's

>>7749782
Or... not a criminal...?

>>7749782

heads up this site has an age restriction

>>7749785
Is this bait

>>7749782

Or they haven't been molested before.

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>>7749793
You wake up and this man is brushing your hair, what do you do /lit/ ?

>>7749798
I would really like it if Slavoj Zizek brushed my hair. I think it'd be fun.

>>7749798
>mein gott slavoj zizek what are you doing in my bed?

Or they have never molested a prepubescent family member

>>7749792
Notice the lacunae... Notice whom he 'gives the time to'... It's all right there in the book. 'But why did you DO it?'

>>7749827
HE RAPES HIS SISTER, PHOEBE

>>7749845
>RAPES HIS SISTER, PHOEBE
the incident with the hooker reveals that he is completely impotent. he may have sexualized feelings for her, but is completely unable to act on them. he wishes he had the courage to fuck her. or anyone. fucking beta virgin.

>>7749868
I take it you've never been with a hooker

>>7749873
"Define" "hooker".

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>>7749880

>>7749873
holden wishes to grow up, to be a man, to soothe his angst. he believes getting laid will advance his development in some way. he is constantly interpreting everyting as a sexual advance.

did you never once look at your moms or sisters tits when you were growing up? fuck when I was about 14 and getting hardons for about half of my waking hours my eyes could not keep off of them. bastards would just dart straight to them.

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>>7749888
>did you never once look at your moms or sisters tits when you were growing up? f

>>7749892
Obviously you were too busy occupying yourself with le china cartoon girls

>>7749798
I'd bend over and offer him my boipussy

>>7749888
>my eyes could not keep off of them
you have some mommy issues you need to deal with

>>7749845
>>7749868
> pedophiles projecting
I want the instances where he sexualized his little loli sister please, as I'm sure they do not exist

>>7749888
>holden wishes to grow up
Wrong from tge very start. Holden wishes nothing at all. That's his problem. only his sister was able to grasp this. I feel obligated to offend you now. Faggot.

>>7750274
then why was he always trying to impress? when he's being an unreliable narrator, he's trying very thinly, to document his amazing prowess with women. this is however an experience he's never had. he has no experience with women. he has no idea what sex is like. but he's trying to convince you in an intentionally cringeworthy way, "ye-yes I've seen a vagina before! I- I stuck my doodle in her jay-jay and it felt nice yeah she was so easy." he so desperately wants to impress you. to make himself look like he's a cool guy. errybody just feels sorry for him. everyone. everyone he talks to, his room mate hooks up with his old friend and he's left holding his dick. he goes to the prossie, his dick shrivels. he goes to his sister and he white knights. couldnt even stick it in his loli sister he's such a fucking beta.

>>7750259
you have a faggot problem you need to deal with. it takes years of practice to resist staring down girls shirts.

>>7750416
cont. its actually a major thing in countries where women cover up more. indians and saudis and shitskins in general come to the west and suddenly they can't help but stare at womens bodies.

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>>7750261
Read the first issue of pinecone magazine (google 'pinecone wix'). It's all true, unfortunately.

The thread has devolved into the usual Phoebe rape meme but I actually get triggered when plebs say they don't like Catcher because Holden is whiny or whatever. To actually be unable to enjoy a book because you don't relate to the main character is the most pleb thing I've heard.

>>7750416
>>7750421
But not your own mother, fucking inbred hick.

>>7750478
old Phoeb's
cracks me up

>>7750261
they do not exist.

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>>7750534
Uh... They really do....

>>7750552
>Catch her body in the rye
>Freudian slip
granted.