Which version of the bible should I buy? ( iam not Christian

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>>7708892
A Catholic study bible of your choice.

Revised Standard Version.

King James

If Catholic
>>7710239
or Jerusalem

1611 KJV

Story time:

So I was staying at holiday inn one week to attend some regional school conference. I'm not religious, only somewhat, but every holiday inn I've been to has a copy of the bible in the drawers of each room, so I was interested this time.

I went to the bathroom, washed my hands, and then grabbed the bible open. Every night I'd read hours until I pass out until the night that I was leaving when Jesus approached me through the window and told me to believe. SO I sold him my soul and he butt fucked me and I came and went to heaven. I am now missing for more than 7 years and my name is Madeleine Mccann

>>7710268
The fact that the parents left the kids alone in the hotel room while they went away to eat is moderately annoying. They deserve the loss.

>>7708892
one like in the pic.

It's perfect.

>>7708892
>i'm lookin for a reaaaal spritual trip, maan

>>7708892
An accurate translation.

>look up bible with mushrooms on it
>get a shot of a guy holding it and showing off his ass

>>7710268
hilarious and edgy you should post it on tumblr!