Friends poem about creepy guys made me spit my coffee http

Kill yourself, then kill your friend.

>men
>hitting on that
Shill all you want but please don't lie like that.

>>7630999
Imagine being so lonely you had to write fake poems about men sexually harassing you

>>7630999
It's like the only poetry she's read is Dr. Seuss.

>>7630999
A glib facsimile.

>>7631030
It's almost like it's a direct parody of Green Eggs and Ham

>>7631009
Assuming those aren't the same thing

>>7631057
Why would you post a shitty, poorly delivered Dr. Seuss parody on a literature forum and expect people to enjoy it? It's utter dross.