>500-800 word reflection on the Iliad due Tuesday >haven't

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>>7537308
>~500 word synopsis of an article from some SJW website due Monday
>haven't even started
>can't stop shitposting and smoking
>mfw

also nice filename OP

this board is so slow you could literally browse every thread in around 2 or so hours

>>7537349
this
there is no way you can't stop browsing. the board stops for you.

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>>7537308
Just recount the ship catalogue chapter.

>>7537308
500 word minimum? Bitch I'll kill that shit in 40 minutes.

>>7537349
>>7537357
does either of you feel like the board slowed down by like 30% all of a sudden on new year's?

do you think that quitting /lit/ was actually new year's resolution for some people? because I can understand that being the case with some of the really toxic and worthless boards like contemporary /mu/, but I'm not sure if it actually happened here

>>7537308
>One evening, as Anon could not stop browsing /lit/, he discovered that thinking of the paper on the Iliad which he hadn't even started yet had turned his face into that of David Foster Wallace.

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>>7537308
>50-100 word shitpost on /pol/ due monday
>haven't even started
>can't stop making informed, well thought out arguments
>mfw

>2000 and 2500 word essays due on Wednesday afternoon
>Haven't started yet

welp

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>300-400 word DFW thread due Thursday
>haven't even read IJ
>can't stop Daveposting
>mfw

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>>7537393
idktftbhm8

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>>7537308
>>can't stop browsing /lit/

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>>7537444
Beautiful triples btw.

>>7537380
no way why would anyone leave /lit/ it is the best board on 4chan by far

>mfw 100 word essay on The Great Gatsby due next year
>mfw I have no face

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>have to give a one minute speech about my favourite book tomorrow
>still haven't chosen something with the right amount of erudition without seeming too pretentious

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>5 page minimum thesis for a group research project due Tuesday
>I'm expected to write it completely but I haven't started
>can't stop shitposting and jerking off

>>7538209
Take this as an opportunity to stop giving too much of a shit right now and reap the benefit for the rest of your life

>>7538238
And by this I mean choose Infinite Jest and make your paper meme-tasticular

>>7537380
there's a /his/ board that gets all the /pol/ and newfag attention. quality hasn't improved, though, because we're not getting new people to improve what we have, but at least we have a better average.

>>7538209
finnegans wake

>>7537308

Speculate, in roughly 2000 words, on the sexual nature of the relationship between Achilles and Patroclus in graphic detail.
????
Profit!

Are you people really this retarded? Writing 500 words takes a maximum of 45 minutes. You don't even deserve to read books.

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>>7537380
All the Eva fans committed suicide desu.

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>>7538290